Well things are now quiet on the Secondary School front, and how was that achieved? Well, the same way they solve every education crisis round these parts – CLOSE THEM DOWN INDEFINITELY! (They love that word ‘indefinitely’ – it just means they can all have a jolly nice long holiday and will reopen if and when they ever feel like it!)
This is favourite sport over here. If we can’t control it, then just shut the doors and hope the problem just ....er, well, goes away actually!
They do it with the Universities all the time, and now its the Secondary Schools. Not surprising the level of education in this country is so low. How on earth are you supposed to learn anything when you’ve got people in charge like the good old Prof Wangeri full of useful ideas that get us nowhere?
Anyway, enough of them, because we’ve decided that actually all they need is just need a jolly good beating and then they’ll be well behaved and disciplined and all the problems that those naughty school children have will just miraculously disappear in a puff of smoke. - I’m sure that education minister thinks he’s some kind of fairy godmother and he’ll wave his wand, conveniently made of cane, and ...... *Poof* ...... everyone will get an ‘A’! .... Oooh, perhaps that’ll be a B. Oh, oh, gosh, sorry, think you’ll find that’s a C-.
I’ve been watching the international news this morning and headlines every 15 minutes is “Formula 1 boss’s ‘secret’ S&M dominatrix has a bit of an interview on Sky News.” For goodness sake, how on earth can this be “World News Headlines”?? Does anyone really give a flying fart what Max Mosely gets up to in his spare time, and the fact that his “Mistress” is terribly, terribly sorry about the whole thing and is really very upset about the fact that her video recordings of the whole event made headlines in the “News of the World”, even though she made tons of cash, and, and, ..........
So what are we thinking??? Why are we worried about closing the schools and wishing all our problems away. In the UK, it seems you don’t actually need an education, just do something incredibly stupid and you'll get paid a fortune!
2 comments:
Hehehehe yeah, some people go through a four year course in six or seven years in Kenyan universities due to this addiction to indefinite closure after riots or rumours of the same. I dnt knw where Education Administrators got that trend. . .its like they thnk every home has a Rehab facility somewhere at the back that the kids will be locked up in and when they re-open, its all hunky dory!
Gosh ad neva heard of Max Mosely till a few days ago. . .this combination of sports personalities and sex scandals is VERY magnetic, trust me. Remember Ronaldo recently with the cross-dressers. . . I found myself waiting for the rerun of the CNN sports story quite subconciously!
Damn, it all seems so familiar!
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