Thursday, November 1, 2007

World News: Barmaid fined for crushing beer cans between breasts!

I just love this article i picked up from one of our dailies this morning:

"'Barmaid crushes beer cans between breasts:'
CANBERRA. An Australian barmaid has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend's nipples, police said...............”

I don’t mean to offend anyone but I think it sounded like a fab night out to me and I can’t believe that these days you get fined for having a laugh! And, by the way, it does sound like she was doing her bit for saving the planet by crushing those cans ready for recycling!
She should have been thanked NOT fined!

And hell, we all know; "If you've got it - Flaunt it!"

... No wonder I never go out any more ……. the consequences are just too expensive!!


Anonymous said...

How did she crush those cans? Did she do it without using her hands? My God, that i would like to see.


Something like this perhaps? ...

OOOhhhh - it's scary!