If I receive yet another email about the bloody obvious or anything else equally unhelpful
– like ....
”make your girlfriend worship you by adding some more inches to your shaft”,
“14 different ways to crush pain and inflammation” or
“decrease your cellulite, lose body fat and increase your libido”
…….. Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, hold on, I didn’t delete that one did I?
Damn, Damn, Damn….,
But just as I was about to lob the computer out of the first floor window, some inspiration appeared on my screen in the form of a “Reuters News Alert”.
Listen to this,
But of course, what else is essential is any political office, besides a nice, pert bottom ??
I read on ….
Targeting her male fan base, the veteran of
If elected, D'Abbraccio wants to create a red light area with strip clubs, erotic discos and sex shops called "
"People don't want to see these politicians' faces anymore," she told Reuters in an interview from her
As for experience, D'Abbraccio acknowledges she is a political novice but she did play a powerful lawmaker in an adult film called "L'Onorevole".
"I played the part of the speaker of the lower house of parliament, who got very hot and then let herself go," she said.
Excellent, she sounds like an exceedingly special candidate for any political agenda, with her ‘cute’ and ‘clean’ ideas ….
Ms D’Abbraccio for President I say.
At least it’ll be much more entertaining than this lot we’ve got ourselves stuck with over here I’m sure, and I’d rather my taxes were wasted on ‘erotic discos’ and ‘strip clubs’ than wasted lining some fat oaf’s personal pockets!
I’ve no idea why any Universities bother to teach any courses at all in “Politics”, as obviously the only qualification it takes to enter into any political assembly worldwide is to be a complete twit. And the bigger the twit you are, the higher up the political ladder you are likely to climb!